This was a challenge. I can't improve the first sentence, and probably not the second except for adding a period. I know what you're trying to do. In English, we often convert an adjective to a noun by adding ness: happiness from happy, sadness from sad, tidiness from tidy, but with GQ you already have the noun. It isn't that it can't be done (wife and wifeless, good and goodness). But if that's the meaning you want, I would hyphenate because it's non-standard usage, which is perfectly acceptable in dialogue. So: GQ-ness.<br /><br />I hope this helps - George&nbsp;