Hi Dan--Sorry to be getting back to you so late! More visitors--I guess that's what happens when you live in Hawaii!<br /><br />OMG (sorry--couldn't resist) everything sounds hilarious!! The new phone books are here! But, unlike Steve's, your phonebook scene is existentially poignant (in addition to being hilarious). &nbsp;Love the Corner Banjo Duels and the Geronimo girl. Gosh, it's like Tom Robbins. It will fall into place--I have no doubt. It already is!<br /><br />Don't work too hard and I'll see you on the other side!<br />Laura