Will forward these kind words to my wife. She says that my ramblings are...just that.<br /><br />She's not a sports fan and is therefore immune to&nbsp;<em>hexitis</em>.&nbsp;<br /><br />I think she is looking forward to the day when she gets a new hearing aid with motion control that turns the sound off when I enter the room.<br /><br />This&nbsp;new device is called the <em>Hexerator</em>,&nbsp;and it also&nbsp;turns off during all sporting events when the user's&nbsp;<em>hexed</em> team is losing.<br /><br />A bonus feature of the <em>Hexerator</em> is available only for men. The device, whether on or off, will autmatically say, "Yes, dear," when the user's&nbsp;wife enters the room.<br /><br />Order now in time for the holidays.<br /><br />Jackson<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />