Hi, Ivan:<br /><br />Thanks for the message. I have no problem at all with "toddler." Like you, I was trying for&nbsp;a humorous&nbsp;end and an alternative suggestion. A mother probably&nbsp;would say 'toddler' and a father might say 'pig', so your idea is more appropriate.<br /><br />Actually, I like the way you structured the volunteer section. It's a common feeling to volunteer and not to think of it as a real job. I certainly wouldn't&nbsp;explain her feelings too much because it will lose the sense of her frustration. I don't mind: "I spend a lot of time volunteering, but volunteering isn't a job." She isn't saying it isn't important or worthwhile, just that it's not a traditional job. Most readers would understand that. I hope this helps.<br /><br /><br />Best wishes - George