A well-written and funny missive, Vaughn. I hope my editing suggestions help. Don't forget to use track changes to see the final copy without markups, and let me know if you need any further assistance.&nbsp;<br /><br />Best wishes - George<br /><br />I am usually available for editing between 6:00 am and 10:30 pm (EST). If my status says 'unavailable', you can still reach me via Editor World.